Sunday, November 30, 2008

The Worst Thing Ever

This summer, I tried to think of the worst thing any human could ever possibly do, something that would make me give up my life and devote it to hunting them down and strangle them to death by hand.

What I came up with was horrifying. If anyone can think of anything worse, please, let me know.

Someone goes to Darfur refugee camps, gathers together the orphans, and makes them bulimic.

Seriously, that would be the lowest of the low.

1 comment:

Phase said...

Dude, ever hear of torture? Those orphans could be burned half to death, beaten, then left to rot in a pit for a week or so. Remember Rule 36?