1. French is to be pronounced as if you were a smug drunk.
2. Canada should be called Canadia. Yeah, I know this was some stupid meme at some point, but it's true. Bulgarians are from Bulgaria, Austrians are from Austria, Armenians are from Armenia, Canadians are form Canadia. Alternatively, you can call it Canada, but its inhabitants shoud be called Canadans, like how Americans are form America.
3. I've never completely understood nationalism. Why are we affected by the location of where our mothers shoved us out of their birth canals?