To Whom I May Concern: Skynet

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Saturday, May 16, 2009

Wolfram|Alpha: Hope you liked your soul.

Yesterday ~~Skynet 0.1~~ Wolfram|Alpha went online. I have been trying out different searches, and it's very cool. It was cool, at least, until I saw this:

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

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I am a gill-less, organic RNA/DNA protein-based, metabolic, metazoic, nucleic, diploid, bilaterally-symmetrical, endothermic, digestive, tryploblast, opisthokont, deuterostome coelemate with a spinal cord and 12 cranial nerves connecting to a limbic system in an enlarged cerebrial cortex with a reduced olfactory region inside a jawed-skull with specialized teeth including canines and premolars, forward-oriented fully-enclosed optical orbits, and a single temporal fenestra, attached to a vertebrate hind-leg dominant tetrapoidal skeleton with a sacral pelvis, clavical, and wrist & ankle bones; and having lungs, tear ducts, body-wide hair follicles, opposable thumbs, and keratinized dermis with chitinous nails on all five digits on all four extremities, in addition to an embryonic development in amniotic fluid, leading to a placental birth and highly social lifestyle.

I am also left-handed. [script for first part by AronRa.]

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Saturday, May 16, 2009

Wolfram|Alpha: Hope you liked your soul.

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